Hoggy’s Perspective, Week Seven and Eight
Jason and Shannon’s London
We left New York exhausted hoping to get a good rest on the flight across the Atlantic, however we were supposed to connect with Air Canada through Ottawa but while waiting at the terminal we found out the flight to Ottawa had been cancelled. The staff at Air Canada were fantastic; they retrieved our bags and got us on a flight to London via Toronto. This meant our bags could go straight through to London and it meant we would only be about an hour later than previously planned. I texted Jason to let him know, I got a reply from him so all was set.
The planned rest over the Atlantic didn’t happen as our flight was early evening and everyone was excited about seeing Uncle Jason. It was by far our best flight, I had a spare seat next to me, the meals were the best I have ever had on an airplane and there were plenty of good movies.
We arrived at Gatwick about 9.30am London time but about 2.30am our body clock time, so we were all a bit tired but excited about seeing Uncle Jason, the girls were a bit nervous. They remember Jason from about 3 years ago when he was last in Australia. They remembered having lots of fun with him but were a bit anxious because it had been so long. We were the last to clear immigration, we never ever rushed getting off the planes, probably because we were normally down the back but also it was easier to get ourselves organized. It is amazing how many people rush to get off planes only to find everyone waiting at the same baggage terminal. We cleared the doors at immigration and right in front of us was Uncle Jason doing some sort of silly dance to greet us / embarrass us. He was just as the girls had remembered. Fun and Silly. They also noticed he had a little less hair than they last remembered. Actually that was me.


Jason guided us up and down stairs and travelators to get to the train terminal, he took us in circles a few times, I noticed but I think the girls were too tired to notice. We then got on a crowded train that would take us into London where Jason lives. We arrived at Barbacon station and had to climb a few the flights of stairs to get to the street level. Already the girls noticed the lack of lifts and escalators in London over the US. Every set of stairs so far they asked where the lift was. Jason would reply ‘’you’re in London now’’. As we walked up the street just outside the train station, Jason asked the girls to see if they could see where he lived. I didn’t take them long to notice a giant Aussie Flag hanging from a first floor apartment. That was his way of laying out the welcome mat, when you are away so long it is nice to see things that remind you of home.
We got into his apartment and noticed it was small but still bigger than what we were expecting for the middle of London. We were to use his apartment as a base but him and Shannon (his girlfriend) had rented another apartment down the hall where they would sleep and we would shower as his apartment is a true English apartment with only a bath. The girls were happy; he had internet and a flat screen TV with cable and a big bowl of chocolates and lollies.

We had 9 days in London, it was to be longer but our tour in Turkey caused other dates to be put back and a few days taken from London. But London was about finally catching up with Jason and seeing a few sights of London town. We freshened up and decided to head out and see a few things, Jason had done the Atlantic crossing a few times and said it was better to keep going and have an early night rather than to sleep during the day. We walked out of his apartment block and straight past the London Museum and then around the corner we were at St Paul’s cathedral. We walked past St Paul’s and then along the Thames up to the London Eye. From here we could see Westminster and Big Ben. All the while Jason was giving us history lessons of the sights we were passing. We then walked back to check out the times for shows at the Shakespeare Globe. Angela was very keen to see a Shakespeare show while in England. By this stage we were all starting to wilt and Shannon would be home from work so we headed back to Jason’s apartment. He guided the girls to his apartment by saying from anywhere in London you walk towards the Giant Gherkin then walk past St Paul’s onto the two towers of Barbicon.
We got back to his apartment and fell into a chair to relax. By this stage we had been up for about 30 hours. We didn’t have to wait long to meet Shannon, she came in after a busy day at work. She was a bit of a mystery to us, Jason had us expecting a mail order bride from Asia. For Mums benefit, she is a lovely young vivacious girl from Chicago. Nothing like we had been expecting. Anyway Shannon and the girls seemed to hit it off immediately. We chatted and caught up till after midnight, we had been looking forward to London and were so glad we were finally here.

The next couple of days were pretty much spent just hanging out with Jason and Shannon, we would get up and make it up as we went. Because we were with Jason we saved a lot of time getting around, as he knew the city very well we mainly just walked or used the city double decker busses. We went to Covent Garden markets, we did the West End area, Leister Square, Trafalgar Square, Buckingham Palace for the changing of the guard, Big Ben and the houses of parliament, the London Eye and then I remembered what was told to me as the girls mentioned how hungry they were. A voice from home said ‘’don’t wait to be offered a food stop, you have to speak out”. After I remembered this and also remembered Jason lived on mini meals we started to call out food stops. And coffee stops. When we had early morning starts and Jason would say, ‘’yes Hommie, we will stop for a coffee in a minute’’. After walking past about 30 Starbucks and Pret a Porter’s it was past coffee, it was lunch time. So from then on each morning I would say first things first and lead the posse to a local coffee shop. We would also start calling out lunch when we were hungry.
We were lucky to have Jason take some time off as I reckon we covered about a weeks worth of touring in only a few days. We went and did the best of all the museums, we were able to get straight there and then get escorted directly to the most interesting parts. We went to the London Museum which is in the old part of London just near Jasons apartment and saw a very interesting exhibition that mapped London’s history including the significant Great fire of London in 1666. We went to the British Museum and got to see some very interesting stuff, they have really done some great work with this museum since we were last in London. We particularly enjoyed seeing the Rosetta Stone, and reading of its significance, particularly considering we will be visiting Egypt later on.

There is also some great pieces of Greek artifacts that they have which they have used in replicating what the monuments would have looked like had they had all the pieces. We also visited the National Gallery near Trafalgar Square which had some very significant pieces of artwork. Angela was particularly excited about this gallery, she wished we could have stayed longer but Jason had other places to visit. He took the girls to the largest toy store they had ever seen. We left the girls to explore the seven or so floors while we went and had a coffee.
As the days went by I got to remember the brother I don’t see much these days but also realize that he is still the same guy with much more knowledge of the world than I realized and much less hair.
The girls got to meet their Uncle Jason again and now they are a little older, got to see him for who he is. An individual, kooky, funny and loving uncle that they would not have seen before. They became very attracted in particular to his kooky ways, mostly his one liners that he had for just about every situation.
Such as,
“Heyyyy, I’m walkin here”
Used whenever someone gets in his way or he gets in someone else’s way. Like we are jay walking across a busy street and a car has to stop for him, he would turn and say……… Heyyyy, I’m walkin here”
“How you doin”
He would just this at random to us and people. They would just look at him.
“Show em your guns”
He would get the girls to say this and roll their sleeves up for a photo.
“Computer says noooo” and coughs.
He would say this in a slow English accent (as in the TV skit show Little Britain) whenever the answer was no.. So he would say it a lot..
(PS.. 3 weeks down the track Georgia is still using this one and driving us crazy)
And many more quotes from Little Britain and the Simpsons and just about every movie in history. In fact we started a running count each day to remind us of how many TV or Movie quotes he uses in every day conversation. The girls thought it was pretty funny watching his antics and in the end were contributing. Sophie added chaa-ching (sound of a cash register, not sure where she got it from) to his list. They would use this sound loudly whenever they did well financially or got something they wanted. Like when Sophie saw the toy shop it was a huge chaa-ching.
We don’t know how Shannon puts up with it. But as the days go by we start to hear her adding her bits and pieces to the repertoire.

A trip to London is not complete without the drunk phone call home to Geelong. Well to achieve this we had to go and get drunk. Jason organized one of his specialist drunks Tom to assist and I had made contact with a best mate, Matt who now lives in London (Brighton, about 100kms away) to meet at a pub in the West End. Well it was a great night drinking London ales and talking a lot of garbage. We were lucky the pubs closed at 1.00am as we were still going pretty strong. But we did fit in the phone call to Mum and Dad who were on holidays in Northern New South Wales. I don’t remember much of the conversation but I have had them from the other side and I am pretty sure there was not much sense made. It was great catching up with Matt again, we have not seen each other for a few years. We tried to catch up again before we left England but it didn’t work out. So we have made a promise to catch up when he is next in Australia.

After a week of this in London we decide to take this show on the road. A 7 seater bus on tour through the South of England. Will be interesting.
Shannon and I get to travel to Gatwick airport together to pick up the hire car. It is a good chance to sit on the train and compare notes. And get to know each other a little better. Jason must have rang about 5 times to see if we were OK. Each time we told him we were lost. I think he then realized we would be OK. Anyway we picked up the car set up the GPS and then drove back into London to pick up the others.
We then began the drive to Stratford Upon Avon, along the way we stopped at a Sainsbury’s (huge grocery store) to pick up a few travel goodies. (chaa-ching) As we approached Stratford we began looking for a bed and breakfast, but we did not anticipate it being the bank holiday long weekend. So we began getting a little nervous that we would be sleeping in the van. We stopped at one farm house that was decided it would be too spooky. So we ended up scoring a great little B & B only walking distance to the river of Stratford. We decided to walk into town and grab a bite to eat, we came across a fish n chip shop. We hadn’t had fish n chips yet and Angela was hanging out for some mushy peas. So we got some fish n chips and sat on the grass in front of the Shakespeare theatre to eat. After eating the girls remind Jason of their last memory of him about 4 years earlier where he piggy backed them together. They have never forgotten and urge him to try again. We suggest it is not a good idea but he shows the guns and says to the girls ‘’lets do it’’. Georgia hops on first and Sophie tries to attach herself to Georgia. Well our trip nearly finished there and then. Sophie fell and hit her head on a metal chair she had climbed on. She immediately starts really crying, once Jason realized she was OK. He tells her that it was lucky she hit the hard part of her head. She learns something about the anatomy of her head and Jason realizes they are 4 years heavier and his guns are not that big.

After wandering through Startford it reminded Angela and I why we liked it so much 17 years ago.
The next day we packed and headed towards Bath, we made a stop on the way at Stonehenge. We did the cheap option which is to park just down the road from the car park and walk the perimeter fence. We got all the snaps we needed. You cant get any closer than about 10 meters away and it costs 11 pounds to get inside the fence. Its kind of an interesting place but can be done for free. (chaa-ching)
From Stonhenge we drove to Bath, while looking for a B&B we ended up doing a pretty amazing wrong turn that took us all over the top of bath through some incredible little streets. We struggled to find a B&B and ended up in a little town called Bradford just outside of Bath. It was a little pub with some very rooms above. It was pretty plain but we were thankful we found something as we found out it was an English long weekend. Angela and Sophie went and had fish and chips while the rest of us found a Thai restaurant that sounded good. After dinner we went for a walk through the town which had no street lights, and when we walked past the church with cemetery Jason decided to scare the wits out of Georgia. We then had to head back to the pub for a couple of pints before bed.
The next day we drove into Bath and took the girls to the Roman Baths which they have done some great work to since the last time we came and then hit the road towards Dover and our ferry to Paris.
We arrived in Dover around 5pm and found a B&B pretty close to town, once we unloaded we went down to the ferry terminal to work out plan for tomorrow we then went for a drive past the Dover castle to the white cliffs.
Our departure from England was very emotional, the girls in particular had grown very fond of their long lost uncle and Shannon. We boarded the bus that took us through immigration and onto the ferry with the girls very upset. They knew it would be some time before they got to see their uncle and Shannon again. I think they were a little upset that we were on our own again. They had really enjoyed the company while in England. So had Angela and I.


Thank you so much Jason and Shannon.